So I’m about to open-up/explore/dive-into a new aspect of my four year long relationship head first with my girlfriend. I can’t tell you guys how excited and thrilled I am to have a partner who can keep things interesting and fun even this far into our lives together. I couldn’t ask for a better, more loving, or understanding partner. Thanks baby ;)
So my mom just switched from Apple to Android today. Went from an iPhone 4S to Galaxy S3 or S4 or some shit. Anyways, she has a unique problem with receiving texts from other iPhone users. She calls AT&T and her and this woman go back and forth for over a fucking hour. I was ignoring it as background noise at first, but after an hour I thought, “What the hell is going on?” So I started listening and did a quick Google search. First answer from Google was a detailed explanation of the problem and how to fix it. I walk into the kitchen where my mom and AT&T rep were on speaker phone. I sort of cut in and say “I found the answer.” I give my explanation and right as I’m finishing the rep says “My supervisor is here now, do you mind if I put you on hold?” Keep in mind this is an hour and a half into the conversation. After a couple minutes the rep comes back on the line and sounding half surprised, “Well Terry your son was right. My supervisor just told me the same thing he had. Where did he figure that out so quickly, he said Google?” YES AT&T. GOOGLE. When I worked for Amazon support if I had a unique problem I Googled that shit. I didn’t try and use the shitty internal database for an hour looking for an un-ticketed problem. Don’t pretend like you know what you’re doing or that you can figure it out wasting an hour and a half of someone’s time. If I had done my 15 second Google search in the beginning I would have saved everyone involved’s time. Funniest part was my mom telling the rep I needed a job at the end.
They should make an animated short where Sully is an old monster and spent the remainder of his life after scaring remaking Boo’s door. When he finally finishes the door he goes back to Monsters Incorporated and places it in a door slot. The light turns on and Sully opens the door to find Boo’s room. He shuffles in and stands next to the bed. There is a girl in it, but it isn’t Boo. Sully frowns and starts heading back to the door. However before he could reach it he trips and falls creating a loud thud and waking the girl. The girl looks down at Sully and is terrified. She does not scream she just runs out of the room. Sully can not get up, he is to weak to lift himself. Minutes later the girl returns with a women in hand. The women lets go of the girls hand and covers her mouth as she gasps. She runs over to Sully and lifts his head up and looks at him with tears in here eyes. “Kitty?” She asks. Sully smiles and says “Hi Boo.” He watches the tears roll down her face as he begins to drift away. Then everything goes black.
I really really wish I had found out about http://nanowrimo.org/ sooner. It being 10 days into November I really don’t think I could crank out 50,000 fresh words. I’ve been wanting to get back into writing and I feel like it would have been a great motivating challenge, not to mention I’ve had a ton of free time while on vacation in Florida for the past 15 days. Definitely signing up next year!