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You do not fucking know me.

You do not fucking know me.

Is a little attention to much to ask for? Shitty mood all around right now. Listening to Armor For Sleep, makes me miss high school. 

Lmfaooooo.

Lmfaooooo.

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Want/Jealous.

Want/Jealous.

Lmao, I love the song this is spoofing. + this is funny.

Lmao, I love the song this is spoofing. + this is funny.

monongahelanymph:

Puzzlewood is an ancient woodland site, near Coleford in the Forest of DeanGloucestershireEngland. The site, covering 14 acres, shows evidence of open cast iron ore mining dating from the Roman period, and possibly earlier.

In 1848 some workmen, after moving a block of stone in the woods, found a small cavity in the rocks. In this cavity, hidden away, were three earthenware jars containing over 3,000 Roman coins. No-one knows why the coins were hidden away in the cliff face nor by whom.

J. R. R. Tolkien, a frequent visitor to the Forest of Dean, may have visited Puzzlewood, and many believe Puzzlewood was the inspiration for the fabled forests of Middle-earth, such as the Old ForestMirkwoodFangorn or Lothlórien contained within The Lord of the RingsJ.K Rowling is also said to have visited Puzzlewood, and it may have been this that influenced her idea of The Forbidden Forest in the Harry Potter books.

Places I would like to one day visit…

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

  • take car
  • go to mum’s
  • kill phil
  • grab liz
  • go to the winchester
  • have a nice cold pint  
  • and wait for all this to blow over

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Holy fuck this just killed me. Hahahahaha.

Holy fuck this just killed me. Hahahahaha.

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This shit is too much right now. Had an awesome evening and night, but for some reason I’m getting depressed now. I guess I’m coming down from the alcohol and it’s 4am. On top of that this song is just too much at the moment and my head is spinning with things. Heading to bed, good night internet.

Not sure why, but I feel awesome right now. Listening to electronic music and I’m just in a really upbeat mood. Life is good.

Not sure why, but I feel awesome right now. Listening to electronic music and I’m just in a really upbeat mood. Life is good.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. For anyone who misses this as much as me I just learned how you can satisfy your craving for it. If you mix Baja Blast with Pepsi at Taco Bell it tastes 100% fucking exactly like Pepsi Summer Mix. My dick is rock hard right now, I haven’t had this shit since 2007. I did about 3/4 Pepsi and 1/4 Baja Blast, but mix it yourself to taste/memory.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. For anyone who misses this as much as me I just learned how you can satisfy your craving for it. If you mix Baja Blast with Pepsi at Taco Bell it tastes 100% fucking exactly like Pepsi Summer Mix. My dick is rock hard right now, I haven’t had this shit since 2007. I did about 3/4 Pepsi and 1/4 Baja Blast, but mix it yourself to taste/memory.

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to—
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy'? Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of—and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just—
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible—
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Lmfao.

Lmfao.

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What the fuck am I watching?

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I made a 2000’s playlist on Spotify. I found bands I haven’t listened to in years, and even forgot existed. It’s crazy how much music can take you back to the past. I’m literally about to fucking throw up from nostalgia.